I was making perogies for dinner last night and I scorched the shit out of my finger while I was draining the water. *Insert sarcastic voice for next sentence* It's so weird because I'm not a clumsy person at all! I feel like an idiot with all this gauze wrapped around my battle wound. Why do inanimate objects always win?
On a better note, I didn't cut myself while slicing strawberries for this delicious strawberry salad! Wish I would have had some feta cheese to top it. BUT I did have red wine, and we all know that's what really counts.