Currently on a mini vacation with my family and a few of our neighbors. Waffles this morning were followed by a jet skiing session and complaining from my father because he had the slowest one. The hot tub is too hot for my sun burn and no matter how much sunscreen I slather upon every crevice of my body, i manage to get burned in the strangest places (aka behind the top of my ears). Meanwhile, despite all of these tiny mishaps, hell, I'm on the beach and that's enough for me. Apparently our soccer team just scored and father just scared the SHIT out of me with an enormous cheer. Heart. Is. Racing. Sports suck.